Job #17 – Telemarketer For A Cemetery
A cemetery telemarketer is responsible for calling people to ask if you and your relatives are planning on dying any time soon. If the answer is yes, a cemetery telemarketer can make reservations for a nice spot in the ground.
Job #18 – Gum Buster
A gum buster uses “steaming technology” to remove gum from sidewalks. This gum may be decades old.
I would personally vote for cemetery telemarketer because the absurdity of saying something like, “I’m with the Mortuary, are you interested in 20% off of your next burial?” is too good to pass up.
What do you guys think?