Category Archives: Cereal Box Author

Job #16 – Reese’s Puffs Rap Lyricist

Have you ever been inspired to take your rapping talents to YouTube because of a fill-in-the-blank cereal box rap? Well, DJ Koko Hydden Creek (better known as DJ M. Night Crawler) did just that. Watch and marvel (35 seconds in the masterpiece begins).

Now, there must be an enabler, and that enabler is the cereal box author who puts these genius lines together. Consider this my application for the position:

That peanut butter chocolate makes me want to ________

I want it in my ________ yeah I want it in my ________

That peanut butter chocolate makes my ________ explode!

Shove it in my ________  yeah shove it in my ________

Fill in the blanks! The possibilities are endless!