Category Archives: Go To Sleep

Blame Mr. Swift For My Absence

Jonathan Swift, that is. My fan sent me an email this morning saying,

“Tom, you normally post something at midnight Pacific Standard Time. What gives?”

My sincerest apologies, but I was busy preparing for a final exam that covers roughly four centuries of literature. I’m not looking for a job today. So, please excuse me while I go the fuck to sleep.

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