I love a good poll.
That said, let’s play a little game of Would You Rather? Below are descriptions of Job #13 & #14 on my search: They’re both really dirty and therefore I urge you to vote regarding…
- Would You Rather? – Which job would you choose if given no other alternative?
- What Would You Rather See Me Do? – Which job would you force me to do? What would humiliate me most?
Job #13 – Male Specimen Courier
Last night I googled “I need semen delivered to my house” – you know, curiosity. Anyway, what I found was a pretty exciting career.
Basically, an MSC is the 3rd party in a consummation between total strangers. Your job is to find some frozen semen (easy enough), seal it up in presumably some tupperware, and then deliver it to a random woman or couple.
Then, you stand awkwardly in the doorway and hand the lovely lady a turkey baster, along with instructions to defrost. You’ll be an upstanding service-oriented giver of joy.
Job #14 – Livestock Masturbator
Speaking of funky spunk, have you guys ever heard of a Livestock Masturbator?
Basically, this is the fortunate soul responsible for …ahem…doing the dirty work… for an animal. Then it’s strictly procedure – freeze it, store it, defrost it, stick it in ‘ol Bessy.
Now you must vote!